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Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.
Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.
vampire by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007
A female with black hair, pale skin, and red lipstick.
My Latin teacher looks like a vampire.
vampire by t m o n e y October 30, 2006
A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.
Isabella swan in love with a Vampire named Edward cullen
Vampire by red Queen 145 June 11, 2018
A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.
Isabella swan in love with a Vampire named Edward cullen
Vampire by red Queen 145 June 11, 2018
Powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood.

They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.

They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.

I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.
Vampire by Don't.cross.me January 4, 2015
An ugly bitch who has no friends and is pale and socially awkward
-Twilight ; hey i want to be a vampire = Carobella perhaps?
-Hey whos that vampire following us around?

-You're as socially awkward as a vampire !
Vampire by FB-GM October 23, 2010