Yarn-valanche

a Yarn-valanche apparently consists of a veritable avalanche of yarn or other crocheted items. These could include anything from a knitted sweater, to a comfy blanket or even a simple ball of yarn.

Dwight: Hey man wanna go to Wawa and shoot craps in the alley way?

Gerald: Nah' man, I gotta clean out my closet. It's full of sweaters and comforters my grandma be knittin' for me. It's like a Yarn-valanche in there yo!

Dwight: A'ight man, dueces!

by Jedibean April 18, 2010

The Valhalla

Sex position , one heats up a curling iron with hot hands or hot water , and then a glass dildo in ice , rotate the tools in a persons anus going hot to cold then cold to hot , fire and ice in your ass

John did the Valhalla for the first time last night, and his Asshole will never be the same

by EatDeezCheeseNutts April 27, 2021

Valante

A beautiful goddess short in stature, but lives her life to do big things. She's quite intelligent and is never to be under estimated. She loves the ones closest to her, most of all her man. Because she's a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets!

Valante

by boyfriend ;) August 24, 2013

Valac

A Valac is someone that is obsessed with always being appealing. They probably say “uwu” all the fucking time and always try to be cute.

“Man, my girlfriend is a total Valac!”

“Look at that guy, he’s a dumbass Valac...”

by shygal34 August 22, 2020

Valarie

Super hot woman, she's a sex machine. She has brown hair and is absolutely sexy, gives amazing bj's!

Guy 1. Dude I hooked up with a Valarie last night!!
Guy 2. No way man! I heard she gives damn good blowjobs!

by Jack minisota May 10, 2010

holly valance

Sexy female singer from Australia, with a sweet body and great voice, also known for her acting skills.
She is a GODDESS!!!

To hard to touch
Is getting to much
you know is just a State Of Mind

by Dark Chronos January 20, 2005

vala

an extream syndrome of dangerous prograhming,that is so hypothetical high that you can not even use the word virus or piricy..hell not even privacy...

I've the exact vala plan that can end the universe maybe even the enternet said mike
ahh really!!!!!! said davenport

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009