valentines day

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
by Slunjan July 18, 2008
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valentines day

an evil plot that the flower,candy, and card company came up with to screw people out of money and to ither depress people or make them happy beyond all natural reason

also to identify all them gold diggin bitches
its valentines day im gonna go kill myself now

omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared

muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa

damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch
by urdirtygirl February 14, 2007
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valentines day

Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...

Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!

Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
by Just The Facts February 07, 2006
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valentine's day

the biggest marketing ploy ever, that hasnt worked for anyone since romeo and juliet, and even they werent real. anyone who sends valentines is desperate, and anyone who recieves them is too popular for their own good, and it's a waste of a 26p stamp and a waste of a day
by fairy nuff September 23, 2003
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valentine's day

a day, originally started by the Catholics, in honur of Saint Valentine ( for feasting )It is now mostly associated with the display of love, whether it be husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend, or a person to his/her cruch.

2. Unfortuneately, it has become a largely significant date in the eyes of companies ( Hallmark, Lingere stores, Chocolates stores, Jewelry shops ) to make large amounts of money, by selling ridiculously over-priced items. Even though the giving of jewelry may seem very common, it has only been around for appox. 20 or so years.

3. Also known as Saint Valentine's Day Massacre; because of the shooting of 6 of George 'Bugs' Moran's gangmembers by five members of Al Capone's gang in Chicago, Illinois, in 1929
Valentine's Day, supposedly,to be a gesture of love to your special 'someone', that has been turned into some corporate advertisement, over-priced gifts, money-making day.
by Zelero January 15, 2006
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Valentine's Day

because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.

used in an xkcd.com comic
Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.
by omfgmango February 15, 2008
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A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.
by Brother Number One March 21, 2004
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