valentines day

Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.

valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.

by MYNAMEIST February 18, 2007

Valentine's day

A commercially contrived occasion for forced displays of affection.

Stupid Valentine's day!

by skunkpit September 15, 2009

Valentines Day

Celebration of St. Valentine, and also consumerism and candy. Nice day to commit suicide if you are completely alone, drowning in a sea of s(m)adness.

Roses are red, violets are blue
You used me, bitch
I´m gonna fucking kill you

by Hanzo February 18, 2007

Valentines Day

The Happy Single Awareness Day

Lovers: "Happy Valentines Day"

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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".

by Mafia Escaflowne August 28, 2009

valentines day

February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.

I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.

by miss_sixty February 18, 2007

valentines day

1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population

george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!

by L to the iam February 18, 2007

valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007