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vet sweat

Vet sweat is juice let loose while with a women in a nurse costume, or an actual nurse uniform. Often comes right after she "works on you."
"Aww baby, your getting vet sweat everywhere!"
by Matt Matteson December 8, 2007
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Vet

My cat is sick so I'm taking him to the vet.
by soswagsorad March 2, 2015
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Vet Verk

A derivative of “wet work”, the act of getting out in them streets and doing some serious non-criminal harassing of the preferred sex, with the end goal of ending the night with bodily fluid induced wet sheets.
Las Ratas finna do some vet verk in DTLA this Saturday night!
by Shandeezy October 18, 2019
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tiktok vet

A person/group of people who constantly comment on how good your home for your pet is or how healthy the animal looks normally giving negative feedback and always thinking they know better than you.
Man: *posts a tiktok of their pet with a somewhat suitable enclosure*
Tiktok vet: *comments negatively on it saying its way too small*
Man:"they are such a tiktok vet."
by Gamny August 17, 2022
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set like a vietnam vet

when youre prepared for hibernation constipation with corks and rubber sheets
im going to be hibernating for awhile good thing im set like a vietnam vet
by awhootin October 1, 2012
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"
by Chuzzled July 23, 2017
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