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spread em like vegemite

It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy
by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021
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Ham and Vegemite Sandwhich

A tantalisingly tasty sandwhich filled with ham, and vegimite in the place of butter.

So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and the experience of eating a ham and vegemite sandwhich is often referred to as sex :)
Emily: Oooh, I feel like some sex today :)

Jasmine: Yea, I've noticed, you haven't eaten a ham and vegemite sandwhich in a while....
by FaroresFire July 24, 2009
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Capt Vegemite

ur kidding use Capt vegemite in a sentence....heeey
by vege May 17, 2003
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drooling for vegemite

A person, usually of the male gender, who longs for and\or appreciates other males and their sexual presence, specifically the other male's anus or the excreter which exits out of their anus.
Is that gay queer staring at me? Dammit, stop drooling for vegemite now, damned fag.
by drooling forvegemite July 28, 2008
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vegimite

A Australian staple high in vitamine B.it is like a black/brown thick paste that is the leftovers of the brewing beer process.Salty to taste and is usually spread on bread,crackers or other savouries.Australia's version of peanut butter.
The name of a person who continualy eats vegimite in a bread roll day in/day out.This is the person who introduced me to frank gelati
hey vegimite,hows frank goin?
by miggles January 22, 2005
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Vegemitis

Vegemitis is a disease that is characterized by plants growing out from toes, usually the big toe. It is especially widespread in the tropics. Known plants that have afflicted unfortunate sufferers include: Gerberas, rambutan, durian and lallang.

Exposure to tiny seeds that lay waiting as unsuspecting victims walk around without footwear. The seed gets embedded under the toe nail, and with water and sunlight, will germinate from the infected foot.

Cause of this mysterious ailment is still unknown due to lack of research funding in the South East Asian region, where it is most prevalent. The disease has been known to lay dormant in some cases and when least suspected, the sufferer wakes up with a sapling on his foot. Scientists has analyzed that the fruit that has been grown from Vegemitis victims has the same nutritional value as those that germinated from the ground.

Prevention: Field reports has shown that plastic or tinted ziploc bags wrapped around the foot that helps deprive the infected foot of water and sunlight, may result in slower growth of the plant.
Why is Andre wearing a plastic bag on his right foot while showing off his Ninjado skills?

I don't know why he is showing off his Ninjado skills, but he wears a plastic bag, because he is showing symptoms of the dreaded Vegemitis.
by introvertedtrader July 23, 2012
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