vegemite

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

Vegemite finger

The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.

Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?

by tazbowl February 24, 2018

Vegemite Muncher

That white Aussie midget who is gay and tries to snort vegemite when he can. I know how gay he is.

That vegemite muncher is snorting vegemite again. Wtf bro.

by devduttpadikal November 18, 2019

Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.

Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch

by DW's July 11, 2016