Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

Utititarian

A no-frills bra that is designed purely for functional, not decorative or fashion, reasons. Usually comes in basic, no-messing-about colors, like white, nude, and black.

Friend 1: Oooh...those are some sexy underwear! Hot date tonight?

Friend 2: No, unfortunately. It's laundry day today, so all my utititarian bras are in the wash!

by lawilamoto January 24, 2012

utility-kinkster

One whose sexual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource.

Do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of passion and life saving heat transfer.

by Dr.Skaz September 3, 2013

utilityologist

A person who does a forensic audit of a business' last 5 years of utility bills at no cost to them.

Rick, the Utilityologist just got me thousands of dollars back from the Utility company

by PJ LeTip July 4, 2018

utilitous

adj.

useful for intended purpose; the property of having utility; functional.

Due to improvements in design, the prototype is now utilitous.

Johnny's new crutches are much more utilitous than the last.

The mule was very utilitous until his unfortunate demise.

by Chicken Pizza January 30, 2019

utiliffiti

Colorful, rune-like, hand-drawn markings that indicate the presence of current or future public utilities underneath on pavement or asphalt.

The utiliffiti spread out across the corner and intersection, portending water lines and electrical cables with an inadvertently artistic flair.

by fabralind January 25, 2022

utility cock

Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.

"Hey Jess, you seeing Marc again tonight?"

"Yeah, he's sort of like my utility cock if you will."

by BonerDonor December 4, 2009