unemployment

The #1 job for the Lazies in urban america. The job requirements are to be able to sit at home on your ass, smoke crack, and eat government cheese while waiting for your check

Sorry Tyrone I can't go to the bar, my unemployment check has not arrived

My drunk uncle thinks unemployment is the best job he has ever had

I'm going to have to wait for the bus in the niggaquarium so I can get to the unemployment office

by princesstartar February 5, 2013

unemployment weight

The act of putting on weight because you are unemployed and lazy.

Wow, Cadle really added a lot of unemployment weight during his unemployment.

by Shotguys September 13, 2010

Unemployment

Unemployed with benefits is not true stability, so most people wouldn't choose it over having a steady job for an extended time.

Most people dont think of unemployment as a good thing.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

funemployed

a person who, rather than getting a job, remains unemployed living off the bank of mum and dad, burning holes in their pockets like there's no tomorrow

Person 1: "Hey bro, how can that girl live a lifestyle so lavish when she doesn't even have a job"

Person 2: "Such a shame aye, I thought she was kinda cute, I could never scoop so low as to date a girl that's funemployed, imagine the daddy issues"

by sgbz19 May 29, 2019

enemployed

From the words enema and employed, a person whose job it is to give enemas.

In this time of economic trouble and unemployment, the only way John Doe was able to get a job was to become enemployed at the Constipation Clinic down the street.

by The Nelius January 25, 2010

unedaployed

Person who works a position where others think they are Unknowledgeable or uneducated solely due to that job

That unedaployed truck driver knows nothing about mechanics.

by Lonely trucker November 18, 2017

unimploded

The state of being reverse exploded.

I unimploded and now exist.

by ToastiChron March 9, 2018