twinkiness

describing how much of a twinky someone is, particularly an Asian who thinks and behaves like a white person (i.e. hangs out with white people, dresses like a white person, thinks like a white person, etc.)
Matt McGrath's twinkiness exceeds all other twinkies. Not only does he have a white name, but he also teaches English in Korea. What a twinky.
by Atomiccc November 21, 2011
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Slang term for a person of mixed caucasian and oriental backgrounds.
(White on the inside, yellow on the outside)
Wow, you really are a twinkie.
by Dani L February 15, 2005
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resembles a corn dog without the stick, except in place of the dog, is sweet cream. Hostess....yumm...
:lets go pig out on twinkeis
:burb, already done
by Qwerty April 21, 2004
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a verb. To insert ones erected hand into another's armpit. Following, either wiggling the fingertips of the hand to symbolize a tickle (to an extent), or thrashing the hand vigorously in an up and down motion. Whilst doing either of these, the owner of the hand must, protrued from their vocal chords, the saying: "Twinkies!"
alternate tenses:(past: twinkiesed)(future: will twinkies)(present: twinkiesing)

Birthplace: Suwanee, Georgia
"In Phys Ed, I twinkiesed Jim.
by Pablicimo July 16, 2009
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A specific type of menage a trois that involves DP of a Caucasian woman by two Asian men. In such a position, the men sandwich the woman in order to represent "yellow" outsides and a "white" inside, thereby resembling a twinkie.

One of the most exceedingly rare sexual situations, tales of twinkies are usually the work of fiction.
D. Choo: "Dude, I didn't think she would be into it, but Helena got into a twinkie with Ryuhei Gokamoto and me."
gerolsteiner: "I call bulls***. She must have been either drugged or paid because no one finds us Asian men sexy."
by gerolsteiner January 31, 2005
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A very tasty cake filled with icing that doesn't expire until 7 years have passed.
person 1: these twinkies aren't gonna last long
person 2: ya cuz 7 years isn't long
by meow_meow_meeow October 28, 2012
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The nickname sometimes used for the MLB team the Minnesota Twins.
The Twinkies are going to the World Series!!
by Mike!!!! April 18, 2006
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