TWEETERBATE

FEMALE CLITORAL MASTURBATION

"HEY WHERES KK? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TWEETERBATING. CAUSE MEN MASTURBATE AND WOMEN TWEETERBATE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE WHEN WOMEN TWEETERBATE"

by mudderone602 March 26, 2009

tweener

a 15 dollar sack of marijuana. not a dime or a dub but a tweener

KID 1. you trying to smoke?
KID 2. yeah i got 7.50 on it
KID 1. Hell yes lets cop a tweener

KID 1. aye yo you serving?
DEALER..ye how much you need fam?
KID 1.ehh... lemme get that tweener
DEALER.iight nigga hold tight im coming thru in a big way

by COLT MCCOY February 20, 2008

tweeteroholic

a person who's addicted to twitter

she is on her twitter page all day, she is such a tweeteroholic

by nitza23 November 20, 2009

Tweener-Reflex

The sudden urge one gets to leave (or have your "tweener" leave) almost immediately after having had sex with your "tweener", regardless or sexual gratification.

(Tweener (adj): People who are sexually intimate with when they are both between relationships - similar to friends with benefits, but with the expectation that while the friendship will continue, the benefits are put aside when one of the people involved gets involved in a romantic relationship.) This is not to be confused with one-night stand remorse or anxiety, since tweeners are not usually just one night stands.

After being out all doing something (day or night) you get home and realize you are horny. You are in between relationships so you call someone you know. The two of you engage in short conversation, have a few adult beverages and get down to business... almost as soon as you finish, you are hit with the "tweener-reflex" and need to get up and get moving or you want your "tweener' to leave so you can sleep. This is not the same as guilt or remorse, its just a feeling you don't want them hanging around.

by Juxone November 16, 2011

Tweeterbate

To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.

I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.

by blonderedhead July 21, 2012

tweentard

A preteen (or teen/adult that acts like a preteen) that lacks the ability to critically think, takes selfies incessantly, uses the phrase "I can't even" daily, and generally contributes nothing to society.

My comment on her post will most likely start a flamewar among her tweentard friends.

by TheRealJarbs November 25, 2014

Tweetstroke

A Twitter rant that out-rants a garden-variety tweetstorm.

'If one speech at the Globes can bring on a tweetstorm like that, it'll be all-out TWEETSTROKE after the Oscars.'

by PrinceOfPetty January 11, 2017