Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

herd of turtles

Any group of slow moving idiots in front of you who are taking up the entire pathway, making it impossible for you to pass them. Different than a blockage in that these idiots are actually moving (although WAY too slowly) and they are oblivious to the fact that they’re inconsiderate as hell.

“If this herd of turtles would make a hole I might make actually make my connecting flight.”

by someoneouthere August 24, 2006

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

by because why not January 26, 2015

two turtles fucking

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.

Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"

by Pork King October 14, 2005

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Sea Turtles

When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.

'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.

by J david February 1, 2008