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Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.
One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt
by Dreznych December 11, 2010
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Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure
My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company
by fruitflint May 31, 2016
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Teddy-K

A glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice. Preferably from the Marlborough region of New Zealand. Often ordered by country club types with time on their hands.
Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.
Parched golfer: Good day. A Teddy-K please.

Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.
by Hangman May 12, 2019
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Teddy Tug-Spin

Masturbating while spinning. Typically for it to be considered a Tug-Spin, one must tug 5-8 times per 90 degree spin.
DAMN YO! Squale' caught Tommy teddy Tug-Spinnin' at the crack shack!
by TeenChallengeVermont September 19, 2016
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Tiddy Indigestion

The feeling of air-induced indigestion, just between your breasts - usually caused by eating too fast.
Ugh, I can't get rid of this tiddy indigestion. I've tried banging my chest, even.
by Poppy Booray February 23, 2017
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teddy bear masc

A teddy bear masc is a masculine presenting lesbian that has curves or is thicker in their body. Usually teddy bear mascs are also softer and gentler than other mascs
my body is shaped like a coke bottle but i’m dressed like a fuck boy. i’m a teddy bear masc.
by peachthesnake September 21, 2022
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Hot Foot Teddy

The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.
Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.
by talk2me-JCH2 April 15, 2023
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