trumpet

adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.

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Is building a wall between you and the world still your trumpet project?

And my dream.

by gnostic3 December 12, 2016

trumpet

A loud mouth Trump supporter that is so smitten with Trump that they will believe anything he says and repeat it to everyone they come across.

His 26% support base that would still elect him if he shot someone on 5th Ave. Basically every white supremacist, KKK, Neo Nazi or any fucking idiot in America.

David: Hey Joe, did you see what Trump just Did?
Joe: Yeah, he just launched NUKES at North Korea, England and Germany.
David: I know, isn't it fucking awesome? We finally have a President that will put America first.
Joe: You stupid fuck, he just started World War III !!!!
David: That's awesome though, because we did it first.
Joe: OMG, YOU'RE A FUCKING "TRUMPET"!!!!!

by MrAwesome1014 October 19, 2017

trumpet

A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.

Duck, Holden, and michael rock out the trumpet in class while kennan fucks everything up.

by Holden Smith December 3, 2006

trumpet

A feeble instrument played by people with huge egos that are usually short and or want attention. Somtimes thought of as the loudest instrument, but is actually scientifically proven to be quieter than a trombone, it's just higher, so the human ear picks it up easier. In reality, I, being a trombone player, can outplay the entire woodwind section of my band or about 3 trumpets. However, I don't, because I'm not a self-centered a-hole that things his instrument is awesome.

One trombone player is capable of outplaying(scientifically proven):4 french horns, 40 clarinets, 3 trumpets, 7 tubas.

If low brass stop supporting trumpet players with harmony and backround, the trumpets sound like shit. You people are part of the band too.

by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007

Trumpeteer

When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.

It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!

by deefer May 21, 2008

trumpet

The instrument that makes the player of it think they're better than everyone else.

I play trumpet, i'm better than you.

by chippls February 15, 2018

Trumpetized

1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.

2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.

3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.

"I am deeply trumpetized by all these negative tweets about me. Fire those rockets!" - Kim Jong-Un.

by quadcopter May 24, 2017