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A musical brass instrument,

or a puppet supporter of Trump who follows their cult leader blindly.
Blow the trumpet, the four horsemen are coming.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.
Trumpet by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
Satan's gift to band.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.

Trumpet players can kiss my ass.
Hey, do you know the trumpet players juanpablo and edgar?
Trumpet? Let me get my shotgun.
Trumpet by TheTrollInVegas July 19, 2011
although the trumpet resembles an inflated penis which is full of your mothers chicken it is not!!. it's made of brass.
Joe, licks the trumpet when he plays.
Trumpet by That guy you know1# October 20, 2008
When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.
"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"
Trumpet by SeptemberAnna July 24, 2012
A bisexual person of either male or female gender, so named for the two ends of the trumpet.

The bell of the trumpet represents the vagina where one may place one's face mimicking the act of oral sex on a female.

The funnel represents the penis where one may place their lips and blow or buzz, once again mimicking the act of oral sex, this time applied to the male genitalia.

See also: study the trumpet
A trumpet is a person who studies the trumpet.
'Are you bisexual?'
'What do you mean?'
'Do you study the trumpet?'
'Oh, right. Yes, I do, Ross.'
trumpet by W.D. Stevens February 6, 2012
Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.
trumpet by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016