trogladite

a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.

Fuck! Look at that trogladite!

by sam spiller October 9, 2003

troglobyte

The pathetic amount of data allowed to subscribers of satellite internet service. Known for its cavemanlike quality, sophistication and stone age data tranfer rates.

Max: Dude, wanna play modern warfare online?
Mo: Shiz bra i cant. Ive got satellite, all i have is one troglobyte of access left.
Max: Dude, it sucks to be you.
Mo hanging his head in shame: For real.

by crockster October 24, 2014

troglodite

Out of date, reclusive, cave dweller,

Holy troglodite batman, it's you!

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

troglodite

piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.

get wawy from me, troglodite!

by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

troglodyke

an early cave-dwelling lesbian

That troglodyke looks hungry.

by Hi[gh] July 10, 2010

trogladite

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.

He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

by Collectiboy January 13, 2006

Trogladyke

A prehistoric lesbian.

"Last Sunday, scientists discovered a troglodyke frozen in ice in the Himalayas. She was found with her lover, another trogladyke."

by procrastinators_never_quit_101 February 23, 2017