Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.
"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."
"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."
"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"
"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."
"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"
by Ghostbustersforwomen August 24, 2018
Get the Tranter, Kristen mug.tangerine boi is a red-headed character in the volleyball anime haikyuu. he is tangerine boi and not orange boi because he is tiny
by ~tangerine girl~ October 28, 2020
Get the tangerine boi mug.by Shabazz31091 November 13, 2020
Get the Tangerine Terror mug.by Bean Boy. November 22, 2021
Get the Tangerine mug.1. adj. used by females to describe a noun (usually a person) that is hot, as in sexually attractive, essentially insinuating that said noun has caused arousal or an imaginary boner.
more specifically: "If I were a boy, I would have a boner right now."
more specifically: "If I were a boy, I would have a boner right now."
by Toria (T-rex) Shelnutt March 28, 2005
Get the transeretic mug.
As a tasty alternative to the famous "Brass Monkey", the Tangerine Terror is
achieved by drinking a 40oz beer (preferably a Hurricane) down to the top of it's
label, then filling it back up to the top with orange soda.
This differs slightly from a Brass Monkey, which uses orange juice instead of soda.
Also known as "Tangerone Tone"
achieved by drinking a 40oz beer (preferably a Hurricane) down to the top of it's
label, then filling it back up to the top with orange soda.
This differs slightly from a Brass Monkey, which uses orange juice instead of soda.
Also known as "Tangerone Tone"
Person 1: "What you mixin' up in that 40oz?"
Person 2: "You didnt hear!? its the Tangerine Terror!!!"
Person 3: "Tangerone Tone!"
Person 2: "You didnt hear!? its the Tangerine Terror!!!"
Person 3: "Tangerone Tone!"
by rhino5oh February 3, 2010
Get the Tangerine Terror mug.