Muscle Tourist

Someone who works out and gets super buff and stays that way for a little while until inevitably they return to their fat state!

Bro check out John he is so fat now! Yeah turns out he just a muscle tourist.

by Black Techno Dude July 28, 2017

Taco Tourist

A bisexual women or homosexual man who eats pussy now and then

Amie got drunk last night and ate Emma`s pussy, she's a Taco Tourist when she's drunk

by CervixPunchR January 10, 2023

Tourist

Someone who clearly has no idea where they are at any time. Also reference to someone who has no idea what they are talking about (see: ignorance).

He’s such a tourist. He has no idea what he is talking about. But he thinks he’s right.

by tuckerjones June 15, 2018

asian tourists

asian people who go everywhere with a camera. often in the least scenic places

"Oh... Can i take your picta?"
"Oh look squrrell!"
asian tourists

by kodytheboyscoutslayer October 1, 2008

Tourist

A “pick me” individual that feels the inherent need to stand out and like anything that’s unpopular for no reason but to be different and refuses to accept anything that the majority of people like. They usually use the word “local” to shame individuals that like bandwagon phrases, activities, artists, etc;.

Ok Tourist, don’t forget to take that stick out of your ass.

by Shishter Shnapped November 21, 2018

tourista

Diarrhea / Stomach sick from eating the wrong thing while in other countries. (Being a tourist)

If I were you, I wouldn't eat that stuff, you might get the tourista.

by Peter Cyr April 15, 2007

tourist

Ussually a bunch of old people who come to your town from a different town and always cross the street at bad times and make people get into accidents. They buy worthless merchindise that has something to do with where they are.

Dam Tourists get out of the way!

by sam channy April 23, 2005