torpe

A man/woman that likes someone but is shy to tell them or even get close to that person.

Friend:Dude! Thats your crush right there just tell her already!

Friend 2:Nope... Im a torpe person I can't do it.

by thatboi21738 June 26, 2018

torpedo

To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.

He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

Torpedo Guido

A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.

Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.

Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!

by Superson June 22, 2014

Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.

Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.

by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020

tops

Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang

Fantastic. Wonderful.

Ahh she's tops mate. Reeaaal tops.

by christopher January 20, 2004

Topshop

A trendy clothing retailer that sells a large amount of bodycon dresses, crop tops, maxi skirts, and studded bags and shoes.

Person A- "I just bought a new dress at Topshop"

by Galaxystar March 23, 2013

torping

Torping is a penguin character and the official mascot of the Linux Communities. It was created on 7th of May 2017 as the relative of Tux, the original mascot created in 1996 for the Linux Kernel. The meaning of Torping can be derived from Linus Torvalds penguin. Another explanation can be Tor (anonymity network) and ping (the network utility used to test reachability)

good morning torping, that's a nice tnetennba

by torping June 30, 2017