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Tuppence

A man has a winkle and a woman has a tuppence.
by Rocktron May 8, 2005
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topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun
The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.
by namklaw January 14, 2012
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Tappening

When you accidentally like a photo from someone your stalking, and your anxiety takes a fucking nose dive into fuckmeville.
"He liked one of my photos on Instagram a month ago and then deleted his account the next day."
"Well that's one way to deal with the tappening."
by anon6574 July 14, 2016
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up toppers

by ken-boy July 4, 2008
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Ronny Topper

Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go

Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.

Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.

One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.

She responded, Heyy.

Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.

Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...

And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME

Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!

Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up

Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
by Ayyy Lmao... June 26, 2019
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green topper

the freshly packed bowl of marijuana that will be given to the person in rotation that deserves or is in place to receive the first hit.
Andrew packs a green topper, yet gives it to Max, and says “You’ve had a rough day, looks like you need a green topper.”
by traumaqueen2000 June 14, 2022
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muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.
Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.
by rabelais10 August 3, 2010
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