Person 1: hey faggot
Person 2: fuck off
Person 1: you wanna go
Person 2: how about you suck my tooter
Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
Person 2: fuck off
Person 1: you wanna go
Person 2: how about you suck my tooter
Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
by TheCrunchyCracker February 6, 2018
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Get the Angel Soler & Katiuska Robles Are Unfit To Be Teeter`~`Totters`~`Tooters mug.by joe995 October 2, 2023
Get the tooter mug.A tooter is usually a cut straw or pen that is used to smoke blues or fetty with.
You can also use it to snort your shit.
Nowadays they have reusable straws that are either metal, glass or plastic which makes for a great life long tooter; it builds up resin and when you have nothing you can scrape it out. If it’s a metal one you can roll it around a flame and hit the resin rather than scraping.
You can also use it to snort your shit.
Nowadays they have reusable straws that are either metal, glass or plastic which makes for a great life long tooter; it builds up resin and when you have nothing you can scrape it out. If it’s a metal one you can roll it around a flame and hit the resin rather than scraping.
by Eyeswallow September 19, 2023
Get the Tooter mug.slang word, used in secondary school, for a vape.
usually used so not to attract the attention of teachers.
can also be referred to as toot for short.
can be used as a verb "oi dyu wana go for a quick toot behind the bike shed" yk
usually used so not to attract the attention of teachers.
can also be referred to as toot for short.
can be used as a verb "oi dyu wana go for a quick toot behind the bike shed" yk
by ricky pee pee January 31, 2023
Get the tooter mug.In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
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