Tonsillitis

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow

"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"

by Kassmander March 6, 2019

Jenna Tools

A play on word used to prank streamers or other media platforms that are live, said unknowingly the name sounds like "genitals".

Streamer 1: Thank you for your donation 4skintim
Streamer 2: I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Streamer 2:We got a ten dollar donation from Jenna Tools.

by Talx April 10, 2018

jennie tools

go on say it out loud...

Oof look it’s Jennie Tools!

by ballcragen101 May 17, 2019

Flogging Tonsils

Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.

I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.

The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

tons of

A large indeterminate quantity of.

Synonymous with :

(truck/shed/shit/shelf)loads of, heaps of, masses of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of, oodles of, etc

Also see: wads of (cash), stashes of(money), barrels of (laughter/fun), bags of (fun/ money/ confidence).

"I can't come out tonight; I've got tons of work to do".
"There are tons of fun activities to do in Paris".
"Not only is she intelligent; she's got tons of confidence too".

by zimman August 28, 2005

tonsil tapping

the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient

Terrences' mother enjoys me tonsil tapping her old saggy nutslurping ass

by cornfritter November 22, 2010

toonces

A cat who could drive a car. This is from a Saturday Night Live skit.

Toonces look out!!!

by Anonymous September 12, 2003