TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 7, 2003

Tooele County School District

School district in Northern Utah. Slim Jim is the best officer there. Consists of Grantsville, Sransbury, Tooele, and then Wendover high for whatever reason.

"Grantsville grows em, Stansbury deals em, and Tooele does em. This is the way of life in the Tooele County School District."

by "Utah born, Utah bread" February 20, 2022

Tools with Soalz

Super ghey

TOOLS WITH SOALZ IS SUPER GHEY

by ETOTG November 5, 2023

Cock n Lock Tool for sexiness

A tool used for pure sexiness

Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.

by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021

Toolest

A group of childhood friends. They’re some of the coolest guys I know.

I’m gonna miss every member of Toolest.

by C3viche June 12, 2022

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005