by Young g March 16, 2014
Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.
Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
by djsyndo October 09, 2010
A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.
Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!
John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
by Cako August 12, 2005
The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage and a stain showing through ones pants.
dude i kept farting and my ass was sweating to the point i needed to put in a man-ton so no one would see my leaking ass.
by JOSHZ May 03, 2006
Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.
Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
by ElOjo April 28, 2011
“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”
by DAOB February 18, 2018
noun: Derogatory term referring to Yamaha's RX-1 snowmobile, in reference to it's excessive weight of nearly 600lbs. Comparativly, a competative Arctic Cat or Ski Doo snowmobile weighed approximatly 470lbs.
The term has also been used to apply to the Apex and Warrior snowmobile lines, or indeed all Yamaha 4-stroke machines. While the apex weighs approximatly 550lbs, the mass disparity has grown, as Arctic Cat and Ski Doo machines have shed weight just as fast or faster.
The term has also been used to apply to the Apex and Warrior snowmobile lines, or indeed all Yamaha 4-stroke machines. While the apex weighs approximatly 550lbs, the mass disparity has grown, as Arctic Cat and Ski Doo machines have shed weight just as fast or faster.
Rider1: "You bringing the RX-ton out on the lake?"
Rider2: "naaa, tonner stays home, I'm bringing my F7."
Rider2: "naaa, tonner stays home, I'm bringing my F7."
by SleddersAnonymous October 02, 2009