Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025

Tombstone

A description for a hung and heavy male reproductive organ, usually in reference to it's weight and width resembling an actual tombstone & usually having many bodies attached to its experiences

Girl 1: Jeremy is so handsome. I'd let him all over me

Girl 2: Gurl you can't handle him, Samantha told me he was carrying a tombstone in his pants

by KamuiShortsGamer November 14, 2025

Tombstone

Scratch whatever I said I wanted on my tombstone. I got s new one.

Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024