tomtoe

it is pirple but idoits call it red. u cna use it az a replacmint for toilate papery. it smell like poo sometime. Cum-brrrrrrrr is its bess friend. it eat pee. it lit. i liek tomtoe. wuold feed to doggie agian. ^﹏^ ^﹏^ LOLOLOLOL LMAO XD💯💯💯

mez : did u eat your tomtoe jimm?

jimmy : n o m o t h e r , t o m t o e n a s t y

mez : n o?

Jimmy : me didnt eat it yed.

Mez : Jimmy will die from a stab to the chest, and he'll be missing some internal organs if he doesnt eat TOMTOE.

Jimmy : FINE ME EAT TOMTOE

Mez : y e d, that was very Cum-brrrrrrrr of you.

by I eat dogs November 12, 2019

blue tomato

1. A satire of any word that one may find on this website, urbandictionary.com;

2. Nothing at all: a meaningless word

Dude 1: Bro! I wanna blue tomato tonight!
Dude 2: What the hell does that mean?
Dude 1: uhhhhh.............

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016

Angry Tomato

When you fully cut a hole through a tomato the circumferance of your penis, Heat it up for 1.5 minutes. And Fuck it !

An Angry Tomato!

by Choo Choo Chugga August 28, 2010

Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.

I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.

by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011

Bob the Tomato

That one person who just blushes to the point they just look like Bob the Tomato but still look beautiful as fuck because she is the girl of your dreams...

"Wow, you are really looking like Bob the Tomato but I love you."

by gunnarbarris January 15, 2019

creole tomato

An elite gay sex position often preformed by the homeless people of the New Orleans area. With lube being scarcely available to the destitute, the readily available tomatoes of the surrounding suburbs provide a practical alternative that provides pleasure - and a meal - for two.

"Man, did you see those homeless dudes over there?"
"Yeah they were totally doing a creole tomato!"

by Notmyrealnameyo September 21, 2013

tomato tits

Titties that are bright red from being slapped.

I'm going to watch Giligan's Island after I'm done giving this bitch some tomato tits.

by ELO Soldier September 2, 2004