Taint

The sensitive tract (see: Area) of epidermis (see: Skin) conveniently located (for the ladies {see:Biotches}) betwixt (see the movie "Young Guns") the male reproductive gennitals (see: Ballsack) and his (or recently trans-formed to "his" {see: Tranny}) rectum (see: Asshole).

The two biotches gently rubbed his taint whilst he fondled his ballsack and fingered his asshole.

by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019

Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.

While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!

by Cronus29 December 7, 2011

tainterator

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.

My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.

by Teabagette May 4, 2005

taintiperspirant

Antiperspirant used on the taint.

I was at the county fair this weekend and forgot to put on my taintiperspirant before putting on my jean skirt and running out the door. Boy was I sweaty eating my corn dog and almost mistook the smell for bad cornmeal.

by horetex September 25, 2010

Taint Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during taint week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

by leonangelo December 31, 2010

taint knockers

Balls or testicals.

Man! I got some really good pussy last night and my taint knockers are sore.

by Heat 375 June 8, 2014

taint goop

the goop that comes from the crevice between the ballsack and the asshole

damn cooper you got so much taint goop.

by goyotoyo April 24, 2016