dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

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Toffee Nosed Twat

Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.

Have you heard that bitter toffee nosed twat?

I fucking hate andy gray the toffee nosed twat!

by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009

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Sticky toffee pudding

Where a man comes into a woman's belly button, then either he,- or another person who is involved in a threesome - sucks it out and swallows it.

Mate, after our light lunch i was still hungry so me, Shelly and Dave went back to my house and had a sticky toffee pudding

by bates789 November 18, 2008

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morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.

she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake

by nebzors October 01, 2010

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