When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.
by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009
Get the Sperm Toffee mug.A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.
The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.
by binmunbruce August 29, 2019
Get the The Toffee House mug.Related Words
Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.
by Yak December 12, 2003
Get the Dog Toffee mug.I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.
by BTKidd August 24, 2008
Get the Thong Toffee mug.by dabheel parver October 5, 2004
Get the chewing toffee mug.When a woman sucks ur slender chode, then u proceed to cum on her cheeks and then shoot ur load all up in her grill while cooking dinner at the same time.
by Sick Matt December 6, 2009
Get the Japanese Toffee mug.A blend of rich creamy toffee, beautifully formed by artistic hands with utter perfection and fulfilled with adorableness.
by billboboyguf August 28, 2020
Get the Tafath (Toffee) mug.