Tobias Christensen

Big bøsse of all time. Those krøller be hitting the g spot på mange different voksne men

"hey did you know jerome got fucked by Tobias Christensen last night" - Harley Driver 1

"Yeah" - Jerome, Harley Driver 2

by Andreas Bøsseson March 18, 2022

Tobys RUMP

Tobys RUMP is a massive RUMP which always gets tailed by plenty of different men every single man , and some old stinky women with a deformed strap-on.

Tobys RUMP aka ways gets pliers by jj's mum with 4 sausage rolls rammed in her spaffy clit.

by theclapchap December 11, 2022

Toby/Tobias

VERY VERY VERY VERY GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Toby/Tobias: See the flick of my wrist

by TheGaySCP April 21, 2022

pull a tobias

Finish early during the course of an evening, because the person is too drunk/tired to keep on drinking. Mostly the person finishes from around 11:00 pm to 01:00 am.

Example 1:
Person #1 "Where is Martin?"

Person #2 "Ah, he went home. He pulled a 'tobias'

Person #1 "*sigh* the profecy never fails"

Example 2:

Random person "Aw, look at Emil. He's so drunk, I think he is about to pull a tobias"

by heroindrap July 13, 2010

Tobasco Wank

The act of smacking the acorn without washing your hands after handling spicey food anything upto half an hour after doing so (depending on the level of culinery heat).

Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.

Jack: Shit man get me some bread...
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!

by farmerboy July 5, 2009

tobias49

A well known Hypixel player who is famous for creating "Domination December" to help him boost max Warlords Achievements.

tobias49 is creating "Arcade April" where every Friday he gets everyone to play Throw Out so he can boost kills!

by cashcow69 April 16, 2023

tobias

A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.

Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!

by iufhioudfhgvoiudzhgiou November 11, 2013