The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.
"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."
by Monstermac77 June 5, 2011
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Get the Toadie mug.Penile decoration of a submissive female often performed by very well endowed dominant male 'studs' in porn films after first copiously ejaculating over said female's slutty face. Done usually to allow a souvenir photo to be taken for both parties and sometimes display on the DVD boxcover. The now soft but still huge 'todger' of the standing stud is triumphantly curved over the forehead of the kneeling cum-splattered slut to form a fetching 'tiarra': a fitting crown for any wannabe porn princess! The stud gains satisfaction from displaying his prowess and sexual power, the lucky slut gets to show off to her friends and family that she's been used by a much sought-after well hung 'trophy' stud. The Todge Tiarra is THE latest penile headgear choice of any ambitious slut who wants to show off her sexual appeal and willingness to be sexually used and degraded for the sole pleasure of oversexed dominant hung males.
Now catching on in the wider world as many guys after fucking fine hos want to keep a handy record of their latest conquest: simply capture the Todge Tiarra (TT) in all its glory by taking a cellphone camera snap after gleefully shooting your load! Collecting TT pics is the new 'in'sport of the modern hung stud!
Now catching on in the wider world as many guys after fucking fine hos want to keep a handy record of their latest conquest: simply capture the Todge Tiarra (TT) in all its glory by taking a cellphone camera snap after gleefully shooting your load! Collecting TT pics is the new 'in'sport of the modern hung stud!
Yo Dawg, we damn near cut this hot white skank in half! DPing this dirty bitch was the bomb! Now lets glaze her dumbass cute teenage mug like a fuckin' donut and give her a wicked Todge Tiarra to show our homies what a fine piece of fine blond ho we scored tonite! Get yer cell readyfor the TT, Dawg, I'm gonna blow my swollen nuts so nasty, gonna force this skank's eyeballs into the back of her bimbo skull!
by Purplemushroom April 9, 2008
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Toadies can often be found posting on message boards and participating actively in trolling behavior.
Toadies can often be found posting on message boards and participating actively in trolling behavior.
Post 1 - (Troll)
You guys remember "lol mutant" or am I just making that up?
Post 2 - (Toady 1)
I think the phrase "I sorta realize what I wanted" rings a bell...lol mutant
Post 3 - (Toady 2)
Yeah, he's a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant
Post 4 - (Toady 3)
I haven't seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.
Post 5 - (Mutant)
Welcome back "toadies"...I really missed you!
You guys remember "lol mutant" or am I just making that up?
Post 2 - (Toady 1)
I think the phrase "I sorta realize what I wanted" rings a bell...lol mutant
Post 3 - (Toady 2)
Yeah, he's a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant
Post 4 - (Toady 3)
I haven't seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.
Post 5 - (Mutant)
Welcome back "toadies"...I really missed you!
by QuidProQuo101 April 22, 2011
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Get the Toaded mug.To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.
Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
by midlandriot September 30, 2011
Get the Todger mug.A thin poking device of varying diameter dependent on girth of the legal high coneage, used to pack down the contents to give a better cone, controlled ignition and a smoother smoke
by WeThree February 21, 2009
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