moon

something unpleasant that may cause you to giggle or may become an inside joke.
The moon shines bright...

And shows up especially...

In the right light...

But no one needs to see the moon...

Not because it's so white...

But because no one needs to know...

What the moon did that night.
by The Moon February 08, 2005
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to pull your pants down and show your bare ass to unexpecting people.
by mullett January 14, 2003
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moon

Something that is really cool. The moon is a planet like figure that orbits around the Earth. Usually seen at night, it can be a full moon, or half moon. It's a very interesting thing, and we would be screwed if it wasn't around.
The moon is very colorful, you can see it red, white, and many other colors. =)
by lunar shadows November 01, 2004
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mooning

The price of the stock rising significantly, especially used on r/wallstreetbets.
Autist: Look at SPY, it's mooning.
Another autist: Yeah, some news about the stimulus just came out.
by JonPascal November 17, 2020
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Moon

1-my last name
2-that big circle in the sky. Looks like an old donut, but without the hole in the middle of it.
"Hey Crescent Moon!" "That's my name, don't wear it out!"

"Look at that big round thing in the sky! Doesn't it look like an old donut?"
by Crescent Moon June 21, 2004
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(n.) a natural sattelite of the earth, made of cheese.

(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying

"hows this for a black hole?"
Mooning a hardware store will result in a broomstick being forcibly placed in your anus by the manager.
by kung-fu jesus September 07, 2004
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Moon

You basically show your ass cheeks to someone you HATE
Work dude: *goes and sits at his desk next to Karen*
Karen: *does epic work*
Work dude: boy do I hate Karen

Karen: *still is doing epic work*
Work dude: YOU KNOW WHAT KAREN I HATE YOUUUU *pull down pants and shows Karen ass cheeks even tho they are married*
Karen: *screams and dies epically*
it has to be done exactly like this or it won’t work, this is the art of mooning. Moon
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