Tito'd

When you drink entirely way too much, and puke/pass out.

Being wayyy too drunk for your own good.

"Dude...I got so tito'd last night!"

"are we drinking tonight?"

fuck yeah man, I'm tryin' to get tito'd!!

by BLATTT90 July 6, 2011

Titone

"A flatulent, bedwetting drunkard who parties like it's 1999 no matter what year it is"

"She decided not to take him home last night because he thought he was a Titone."
"My relationship with Jonny was going well until I realized he was a total Titone."

by Whitie Bulger December 8, 2012

Tito

a tagalog word for uncle

this is my Tito Jose, the brother of my father

by macean March 28, 2012

Titoops

Man who loves big tits

Stop looking at my sister Are you are a titoops?

by Die Walkure May 5, 2009

Tito'd

The act of smashing your elbow across a girl's cheek and nose while having sex, similar to the way Tito Ortiz put Ken Shamrock on the ground in their last fight and pounded his face to dust.

"Hey yo, I was fuckin' this girl last night and I tito'd her!"

by xilly November 30, 2006

Tito

Slang for Hawaiian

Yo man, look at that Tito over there
Fucking Titos

by Lonnie Simmons May 19, 2010

shut up tito

Popular phrase, defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Incorrect useage: shut up, tito

I don't get it. shut up tito.

by tito December 30, 2004