Thumped Donut

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

dicky thumping

to sex hardcore
to have wild sex

I couldnt answer my phone cause i was straight dicky thumping.

Last night i got dome but she wouldnt dicky thump.

by Sam Bono July 18, 2007

Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018

donkey thump

When you donkeythump someone, you fuck them in the ass and when you're about to blow your load you whack them on the back of the head so they clench. I have experience with this myself.

I donkeythump, therefore I am, although have been donkeythumped myself several times

by MarineJulio May 5, 2004

craw thumping

a self-satisfied Holy Joe self-righteous public beating of the breast in a holier-than-thou 'I am a sinner but you are a far greater sinner than me, ye unclear shite' type of way

I am sick and tired of the craw-thumping of certain self-styled environmentalists who tell people who were born in a rural area that they cannot live there.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.

by OpaPene December 15, 2008

Thumps Up

Verb:
The act of slapping your own butt in an upward motion with your flat outstretched palm, in a moment of severe agony resulting out of a sharp shooting pain in the abdominal area.
Derivative of the word 'thump' and the direction in which this action occurs (up).

After his daily morning routine of standing on his head, the philosopher of future mankind usually thumps up twice to rearrange his displaced innards.

by Hans Landa September 16, 2009

Cunt Thump

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

When you least expect it, i'm going to cunt thump you!

by Procrastibator September 18, 2010