Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 07, 2018

thumping onion

When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy

"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"

by Thumping dogs January 08, 2017

Junk Thump

Verb - To swiftly whack someone in the genitals.

When he tried to stop her from making a scene, she laid a Junk Thump on him!

by HunterStephen June 12, 2014

donkey thump

When you donkeythump someone, you fuck them in the ass and when you're about to blow your load you whack them on the back of the head so they clench. I have experience with this myself.

I donkeythump, therefore I am, although have been donkeythumped myself several times

by MarineJulio May 05, 2004

craw thumping

a self-satisfied Holy Joe self-righteous public beating of the breast in a holier-than-thou 'I am a sinner but you are a far greater sinner than me, ye unclear shite' type of way

I am sick and tired of the craw-thumping of certain self-styled environmentalists who tell people who were born in a rural area that they cannot live there.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.

by OpaPene March 30, 2007

Thumps Up

Verb:
The act of slapping your own butt in an upward motion with your flat outstretched palm, in a moment of severe agony resulting out of a sharp shooting pain in the abdominal area.
Derivative of the word 'thump' and the direction in which this action occurs (up).

After his daily morning routine of standing on his head, the philosopher of future mankind usually thumps up twice to rearrange his displaced innards.

by Hans Landa September 16, 2009

Cunt Thump

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

When you least expect it, i'm going to cunt thump you!

by Procrastibator September 14, 2010