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random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*
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The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"
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The first fundamental theorem of calculus states that (just trying to remember here), with F(x) being the antiderivative of f(x), while u stand for the upper bound and l stands for the lower bound, the definite integral of a function f(x) is equal to F(u) - F(l).
"Solve the integral from 2 to 3 of x^2" Well, this should be easy. Just use the first fundamental theorem of calculus.
The antiderivative of x^2 = (x^3)/3. (3^3)/3 = 9, and (2^3)/3 = 8/3. 9 - 8/3 = 19/3, which is equal to 6.3333333... Time to search this up on good ol' Wolfram Alpha. *Checks* Alright!
The antiderivative of x^2 = (x^3)/3. (3^3)/3 = 9, and (2^3)/3 = 8/3. 9 - 8/3 = 19/3, which is equal to 6.3333333... Time to search this up on good ol' Wolfram Alpha. *Checks* Alright!
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Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while
Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while
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Person 2: “Let me guess…you’re insta-locking Jett?”
Person 1: “Yes…”
Person 2: “Wow, how dirty. Yombini’s Theorem will bite you in the ass.”
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"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"
"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"
"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"
"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"
"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"
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Get the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem mug.A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2
The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.
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