Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Therapist

A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!

After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.

by maggie0285 March 7, 2021

liquid therapist

A bartender who makes the perfect drinks and is chill, down to earth & makes every visit smooth like a therapy session with cocktails!

Ruben is the original liquid therapist.

by AlmsBarr December 5, 2021

Liquid Therapist

The #1 bartender

This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.

by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021

Therapist

A paid lier.

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.

by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023

Therapist Appreciation Day

Holiday on November 2nd that celebrates the one friend in your group that deals with everyone’s drama and shit

Yo it’s Vinny I better be extra nice to him today because it’s therapist appreciation day.

by joesphhunter69 November 2, 2019

Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

by Lightsun May 10, 2024