Therapist

The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.

Shoutout to Lance, you're the best therapist

by UnHomo May 19, 2021

Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

by Lightsun May 10, 2024

Enemy Looks Like It Says "'Sleep On The Side'" For A therapist To Express To You

Enemy Looks Like It Says "'Sleep On The Side'" For A therapist To Express To You

Enemy Looks Like It Says "'Sleep On The Side'" For A therapist To Express To You

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Liquid Therapist

The #1 bartender

This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.

by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021

Therapist

A paid lier.

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.

by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023

liquid therapist

A bartender who makes the perfect drinks and is chill, down to earth & makes every visit smooth like a therapy session with cocktails!

Ruben is the original liquid therapist.

by AlmsBarr December 5, 2021

Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist

Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist

Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025