selection strategy

Process by which a large audience Is sampled to achieve results different than a random sampling.

This convoluted selection strategy is basically random, if random were stupid.

by PribblePower March 25, 2021

The Yin-Yang strategy

a Jork-It Ball technique in which two players on opposing teams position themselves in an almost 69 position to jork each other.

Quickly! use The Yin-Yang strategy on player 4!

by jorkitballlover69yinyang March 1, 2025

The musubi Strategy

The act to pleasure yourself to content and characters you despise

Aye bro just did The musubi Strategy

Yea to who?

Junkrat

by Chemical chemical May 10, 2025

Coalitional Strategy

Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.

Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

rotisserie chicken strategy

The implementation of a Rotisserie Chicken strategy, also recognized as a loss leader strategy, involves the deliberate offering of a product or service at a price point that does not yield profitability in and of itself. This particular pricing approach is strategically adopted with the overarching goal of attracting a burgeoning influx of new customers. Furthermore, the underlying rationale extends beyond the initial transaction, as it aims to cultivate and capitalize on subsequent opportunities to vend additional products and services to this expanded customer base.

Tom: How is selling $1 tacos on Tuesday still viable in this economy?

Frank: They are using the rotisserie chicken strategy to drive new customers to their business.

by whatmodern October 24, 2023

Bucklee Strategy

When Bugla (cartoon character, long story) starts having a seizure, Mitt and Jim look at each other and go Buglas having one of her Bucklee Stragery moments again

Fucking hell, that cone just made me have a Bucklee Strategy

by Yelly August 30, 2022

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024