jumping the shark

Lamest term in the television industry according to comedian Chris Wylde.

by MoonKnight January 19, 2003

jump the shark

An oblivious moment in one's past, where there is verification of an un recollected event or phrase's existence via a credible third party confirmation or certified documentation, in which you have never heard of said event or phrase ever being used, therefore begin to believe that you were a cloned human whose implanted memories are false and are beginning to unravel an evil conspiracy to farm out your organs to rich movie stars.

I totally jumped the shark when saying "jump the shark" was popular, making me think that you made that phrase up just to irk me, because you're mad that I'm not as old as you are and you want to mess with my head.

by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008

the shark

When you've eaten alot and afterwards you feel sleepy or actually have a nap/fall asleep. Taken from a scientific finding that sharks fall asleep after eating due to chemicals in their brain.

" ohhh i've got the shark, i'm going for a nap "
OR
" i think i've got the shark"
OR
" zzzzzzzzzzz " < the shark just got you.

by Sarah and her housemates! April 10, 2007

rode the shark

This means when something that used to be great is done for good. Comes from the show Happy Days... There was one episode near the end where the Fonz rode a shark, and after that, the show was kind of down the tubes. Like when Felicity cut her hair.

"Yo--where's your girlfriend?" "Eh, bitch is gone--she rode the shark"

by Rachicago April 10, 2008

jumping the shark

A euphemism for masturbation.

"Man, Kyle's been in his room jumping the shark all night. What a loser."

by Deflator Mouse December 24, 2008

the shark

If you go to a wing restaurant and your date is pissing you off, order the hottest possible wings.

Then when you take her home, munch on her box and you will set it on fire (figuratively speaking).

"That bitch was pissing me off last night, so i gave her the shark."

"Argggg yearh!"

by dipper_iz_bosna January 16, 2009

the sparkly rhino

a sex position that takes place on a bunk bed. the girl is attached to the underneath of the top bunk and the guy is doing a back bend on the bottom bunk. she repeatedly pours sparkling cider on him.

the sparkly rhino

by lalalalalalala4 March 2, 2010