by dkjedfrfuerh April 19, 2021
Get the Shiremug. "Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.
Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"
by GynaBFW March 2, 2009
Get the Pulling a Shiresmug. When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
Get the Leaving the Shiremug. Making a dildo out of Lego and inserting in your anus, then having to rush to the hospital to have Lego removed from your bowel.
by Obioneeyekanobe July 3, 2023
Get the dirty Shireemug. A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.
Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?
George R. R. Martin: Almost always.
Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!
George R. R. Martin: Almost always.
Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!
by Zander :) September 6, 2023
Get the Space Shire 7mug. "Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
Get the crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delightsmug. Man is sexy af. Shire is an absolute chad that knows how to create bombs out of thin air, he will also bomb something for 2$ because he is a chad. And will bomb the Twin Towers again for 3$. Buy one get one free. Shire never lies and all women love him.
Person 1: Shire gets so many women, how does he do this?
Person 2: Did you not hear? He is a chad and pulls all women.
Person 2: Did you not hear? He is a chad and pulls all women.
by Misinformative April 18, 2023
Get the Shiremug.