screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.

Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”

by Bwattz January 1, 2018

Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.

Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'

by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011

screaming pellican

while engaging in anal sex on a beach the male sneakingly covers his penis in sand (helps if a little wet). Then without notice shoves the penis into his partners anus.

ahhh the screaming pellican!!!

by nick like woah September 5, 2007

Screaming Indian

When a man is having vaginal sex doggy style then pulls out and shoves it in her ass causing her to scream while simultaneously putting his hand over the woman's mouth moving it back and forth to create the sound of a indian war cry

The first time I gave a Screaming Indian my neighbors called the cops

by cmdr. Johnson September 8, 2005

Liquid Scream

1...to drink to much absinthe\jagermeister shots, causing a violent expedition of your stomach contents, resulting in a loud screaming noise from the liquid evacuating from your body through your throat.

2...to scream while vomiting, creating a hybrid liquid-screaming noise that makes spectators shit thier pants unexpectedly.

Holy shit, last night Whep had so many shots, he fukin liquid screamed right in YaYa's mouth. Everyone laughed so hard they literally shit themselves.

by Blip Rogers September 23, 2007

crack scream

the crack scream...a high pitch scream that comes out of someones mouth unintentionally when extremely stoned. Usually when something "trippy" occurs.

just give it a go guy, let er out...crack scream

by chrissssss September 24, 2006

screaming abdabs

1. extreme anxiety or nervousness
2. one of the early names used by the band that would become Pink Floyd

I'm sure Syd had a case of the screaming abdabs when he found out he was being kicked out of the band.

by TzeraFNX May 23, 2008