the real

What's truly important in life, it could be money, it could be working on relationships, it could be anything. its doing what you want and have to do in anticipation of that making you happy with life

Schools out, I aint got no job, time to start my business and chase the real.

by BajanSaint December 11, 2009

The Real Eel

The act of being vaginally or anally fucked with a live electric eel.

Getting a hard stiff cock in his ass just isn't enough anymore....Mikey needs the Real Eel.

by TAJ acme September 21, 2009

the real skinny

The complete truth about a situation.

He wasn't sure what was going on, so I told him the real skinny.

by Flyin' Dutchman June 8, 2014

the real rick moranis

frederick allan moranis, this short guy was born on April 18, 1953. he is a canadian actor, comedian, musician, songwriter, writer and producer. he's always a NERD in films. you probably have seen him in some hollywood films he played in such as, Strange Brew (1983), Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Spaceballs (1987), Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989, and its 1992 and 1997 sequels), Parenthood (1989), My Blue Heaven (1990), and The Flintstones (1994).

the real rick moranis: I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.
person: who are you again

by Flurriex February 21, 2022

The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it

Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.

by Random Guy JCI March 8, 2022

The real deal Shaquille O'Neal

When something is legit af

Dang son, that graffiti artist is "The real deal Shaquille O'Neal".

Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.

by REALDEALShaquilleONeal August 24, 2022

Sadie the real

When someone on Town of Salem pretends to be Sadie, but isn't the real Sadie.

'Let's kill Sadie the real'
'But she's not even Sadie, more like Sadie the fake'

by KevinGarvey October 28, 2014