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The Queue

After the death of queen Elizabeth II of England a Queue across the city of London formed to see her final resting place. The Queue has been called "the Queue to end all Queues" and has reached a length of 5 miles, a subsequent "queue to join the queue" has also formed, as The Queue had to be capped by queue officials at 5 miles. A 14 hour waiting time should be expected when joining the queue.
"How do you know you are loved by the British"
"Idk"
"A 5 mile long queue to say goodbye forms across London"
"Ah, you mean, "The Queue"?"
by kweenofbritland September 16, 2022
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queue-anon

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.
"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."
by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023
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Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.
My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.
by TardBarglar January 1, 2012
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queue line

An unnecessary repetition; basically meaning “line line.” AKA something said by idiots that don’t know what queue means.
Brett: Let’s go get in the queue line for “it’s a small world.”
Kelly: Do you even know what queue means?
by JJFoot July 24, 2022
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POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.
James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.
by Mikool77 July 13, 2023
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Cunt queue

A queue for cunts.”
“You, go stand over there! It’s where the cunt queue begins”. “You’re in the cunt queue“ “is this the queue for cunts?
by Christ4 June 5, 2021
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