Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022

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NutSack Rice

The dried up cum that sits on your nut sack after you blow a steamy load of spunk into your woman and keep pounding it so it pumps out on to your nuts and dries up

I think for desert she will have some NutSack Rice.

by FittyPat April 24, 2017

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Nutsack rinsed

The washing of one's testicles in a shower or bathtub before heading on the larger, beer etc.

Nutsack Rinsed, nipping the pub now for the night with the lads.

"I’ll rinse the nutsack and look a million euro baby 👌"

by DG17 February 08, 2021

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alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 24, 2015

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quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

by doolichard February 22, 2011

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