Lachlan

ugly assed, shit in bed with a nutsack larger than penis,
loves the cock from behind

lachlan likes it in the bum.

by angie d bro July 04, 2006

lachlan

a lazy bum with no life ambition.

hey who's that
LAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
aka Lachlan

by HeyTherePeeps August 27, 2019

lachlan

a kid who is really pasty, really short, has his pants hitched up to his armpits, and has his shirt tucked into his underware. he is a freak who stated year seven at the age of 10 and he has an iq of 180.

Me: "I hate that kid"

by L337 H4X0R March 18, 2003

Lachlan

A very annoying person. They interrupts your conversations to tell you some fact that no one cares about. They read Mein Kampf every night and masturbates to Ava Brown (Hitlers gf)

Dude shutup. Your being such a Lachlan.

by Comrade_Stalin May 29, 2019

Lachlan

other references being:
shlan
shmitty
LOCHHH
and rat
definition: a guy who fails at almost every social situation possible

Lachlan: move out the way Waseem, I'll show you how it's done
*tries to grind on Izzi*
Izzi: No Lachlan! what are you doing?
....xD

by the schlanmeister ;D September 15, 2009

Lachlan

a bitch with a huge ass forehead who is useless

OMG, I am so happy that Lachlan retained, he deserved it.

by talker.s July 09, 2018

Lachlan

A tall guy who plays apex legend 24/7. Has three girlfriends and lives in his parents basement

(Jake) hey Lachlan wanna see a movie.

(Lachlan) what the frick. GO KILL YOURSELF IDIOT I JUST BOUGHT THE LATES F###### skin in apex.

by Sceptic boi April 13, 2019