muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.

I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.

by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021

kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.

Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.

by taddie69 March 31, 2021

Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!

Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!

by Summit Waterboy April 9, 2024

Kayak

kay-kay i swear to god if kayak isn't your real name i'm gonna kill myself

kayak

by originalnameok May 27, 2018

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022

Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

Mackerel kayak

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.

She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!

by Jaybibz October 9, 2022