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by patmcb March 31, 2017

googling

1. A way to pass the time at work.

2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.

3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.

'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'

by Frankie Hollywood December 23, 2003

Googleing

The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.

My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.

by Opie2011 October 15, 2010

Google It

When you can not answer a complicated question

Ann:Susie how long does it take for the earth to orbit the sun.
Susie: That goes way back, how am I supposed to know google it

by Gardner9876 February 23, 2013

Google

definition 1: God's gift for people whom can't spell shit.
definition 2: The answer to all of our problems

Alex: How do you spell ______?
Me: ....I have no fucking clue.?
Alex: Google time!
Me: YAY! So glad we have Google!!!
*both feel lame now*

by Bob the Trany(we love you!!) July 26, 2009

No Google

When you can answer a seemingly difficult question from memory and without the aid of a search engine.

Especially used when others call shenanigans on your vast repository of trivial knowledge.

Friend: Hey, who's that dude that does the voice of Shaggy?

Me: Casey Kasem... No Google!

by ml415 January 13, 2011

googled

to be in a relationship with someone who works for Google, and therefore is a kept man/woman.

Jessica? Oh she got googled. She meets her boyfriend at work to eat the free Google lunch and then they go on a Google bike ride.

by nyk2663 June 1, 2011