The World Bidet

An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.

The World Bidet is way more fun than toilet paper

by cormacdffy December 30, 2011

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

WuWei Bidet

When you crush up a lil' bag of opium sprinkle it on a chinese hooker's tongue, then you get a rim job from her.

"i gots all this opium dawg, do we smoke it ? ..NAH Foool, need to get that WuWei Bidet for the real spiritual high"

by Buttslang February 28, 2018

Bidet Shit

When one takes a dump that hits the water of the toilet at just the right angle in order for the water the splash back onto the anus, making it inevitably easier to wipe with regular toilet paper.

Friend: "Dude, how do you always shit so fast?" Me:" You know, I just cut down on the wiping time." Friend: "And how do you do that?" Me: I use the old, "Bidet Shit" ploy" Friend: "Ohhhhh... good move man!"

by Ximenez4339 December 17, 2013

Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015

Human bidet

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.

She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.

by Tina’s December 16, 2021

vegas bidet

When a classy whore is giving you a blumpkin and, after finishing you off, licks your asshole clean so you don’t have to wipe.

I was winning big a poker and rather than waiting to get cleaned out the casino offered me free drinks and unlimited Vegas bidets for the rest of my stay.

by Dirk Koetter May 27, 2019