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After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner
by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003
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Star Spangled Banner

When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.
Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.
by ggnoretardswagswag December 2, 2014
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Star Spangled Banner

The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.
I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.

See Star Spangled Banner fail for more
by Bieber Blows March 14, 2011
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banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.
Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
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Scar Spangled Banner

Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010
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Buff Banner

The Buff Banner is a Weapon for the Soldier in Team Fortress 2.

It is a backpack with a yellow banner inside and a bugle which you hold.

It gives you a rage meter, that when 600 damage is dealt, you can blow the bugle which disables your weapons while being blown. After being blown (which makes it make a doot doot sound), it gives you and all nearby teammates 10 seconds of minicrits (a 35% damage increase). Using the bugle drains the meter during the 10 seconds and respawning resets the meter to 0%.
Blu Scout: Guys theres a soldier and his team over there!
Blu Demoman: He has the Buff Banner
Red Soldier: *doot doot*
Blu Scout: Fuck
by absolutely BONKers! April 21, 2023
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