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Walk of Shame

After a drunk night, you wake and next
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.
Beatrice woke to a plate of half finished nachos and had a walk of shame with the plate to the sink.
by Hezzzzy May 24, 2024
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Walk of Shame

Being seen with a despicable man who couldn't ever measure up to your worth. This isn't no Jesus walk where he can walk amongst the lowest people and bring healing. Jesus wasn't a woman, and you ain't Jesus.
Girl, you need some self-confidence instead of that walk of shame, R. Kelly.
by Melbell2004 October 25, 2019
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Walk of shame

When a private citizen proves that their stance is lawful and correct to a public servant which causes him to turn around and walk away from the situation.
That cop just did the walk of shame because I proved to him that I am on public property and I have a right to be here!
by Carolima in Fort Worth December 15, 2021
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Christmas Walk of Shame

Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.
"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
by PseudoMte December 28, 2011
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walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.
“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”
by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021
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Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.
Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020
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Walk of Shame

When Andrew Jackson forced the native Americans to leave their land and go to Oklahoma in the early 1800's.
Teacher: Many Native Americans died on that journey, that's why it's called the trail of tears
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.
by Captain Morgan 420 December 5, 2017
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