Suzy Woog Wagner

A crazy mother thats related to Ben Wagner.
Hey,!
by longranger August 28, 2003
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Ferret Face Wagnerism

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 June 09, 2011
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Winning at life rn
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.
by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021
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He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.
David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office
by The man in the back April 02, 2019
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Col. Wagner

1. a throw-er of pieces of plastic
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times
omg, Col. Wagner is soo awesome.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.
by runnergirl5100 January 27, 2005
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the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.
by Profess sore October 01, 2022
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oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men
Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro
by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024
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