stones

noun.

Two oval shaped organs of the male genitalia. Also known as testes The responsibility of the stones is to produce baby batter and bang against a woman's ass while you are plowing her twat.

Did you see what happened to John? Yeah he got hit in the stones and he dropped like a sack of shit.

by burnz March 24, 2005

stoned in

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.

ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.

by skojoe40 August 15, 2010

Stoned

whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.

I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.

by Corporal_Clegg December 8, 2009

Stoned

When you get really high by having people throw stones at you

Barry got so stoned when someone threw a rock at his head

by Swagmer October 19, 2014

Stoned In

Really Really Stoned.

Am stoned in me lad. Am stoned in me.

by tezz June 14, 2008

The Stone

The name given to an exceptionally large and handsome cock.

Wow, did you hear that Josh is a wielder of the Stone?

by Manchilli April 30, 2010

stones

cojones, nuts, huevos, balls.

There is no way he's got the stones to light his own ass-hair on fire.

by Jac February 27, 2004