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Buy the fuckin' shoes

The absolute best default advice that one can give in the contest of a finite lifespan of decidedly uncertain duration; and relevant to the full range of life experience.
So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!
by YAWA December 12, 2020
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The Jamaican Shoebox

The act of cumming on to a partners shoes and shoving the cumstained shoes into any orifice.
I bought shoes the other night just to give her the Jamaican Shoebox
by succmedry July 21, 2016
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Bustin' out the clown shoes

A phrase used to describe when someone is about to, or is in the process of verbally degrading someone. A term to describe what someone is doing when they are clowning.
"Oh you got jokes, You don't want me to start bustin' out the clown shoes.

"Damn, he busted out the clown shoes on that foo."
by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008
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Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.
Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011
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box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008
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Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes

This is a song written and performed by Paul Simon, from his album 'Graceland', released in 1986.

It is about a short relationship Paul Simon had with a diamond mine owner's daughter, while recording in South Africa. She was very rich and privileged, yet she acted very down to earth, like a poor girl.

It has backing vocals from the South African group Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
'Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes' is a song by Paul Simon.

I love the song 'Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes'.
by simonpaul August 26, 2009
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new shoes on the whip

new shoes on the whip: its gettin new tires on you car
gettin new shoes on the whip or new run flat shoes on the whip... rollin on 24's
by Doc Hollywood November 7, 2007
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