Todd schmidt

Lazy or half ass

Wow that was a todd schmidt move

by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

Schmidt on

When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.

I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.

by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023

Will Schmidt

Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins

Yo bro, don’t be a WILL SCHMIDT

by niggar November 8, 2020

Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.

-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..

by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016